Top 10 Hits & Misses — IPL 2023 — Week 1 & 2

00:00 — Introduction
00:14 — Rahane’s 19 ball 50 smashed by Pooran’s 15-ball 50
00:29 — Kane Williamson’s IPL-ending injury.
00:46 — Rinku Singh 5-straight sixes to win it for KKR
01:20 — Dog walking on the Pitch at Chepauk
01:35 — Floodlight Failure at Mohali
02:12 — Mitchell Marsh Marrying in the Middle of IPL
02:51 — Riyan Parag continues to Fail
03:16 — Harshal Patel’s Failed attempt to Mankading
03:45 — Sky’s Dark Patch continues — 4 Golden Ducks in 6 games.
04:28 — R Ashwin self-promoting himself to open the batting for RR instead of Jos Buttler
04:52 — Like & Subscribe if you Liked this Video & Watch More Fun IPL Videos on BluntBasterds

Full Script 🙂

Welcome to the BBC [Blunt Basterds Cricket] podcast. I’m Indian Ian Higgins. Today, I will talk about the Top Ten Talking Points of IPL 2023 week 1 & 2. Like & Subscribe if you Like. Let’s Start, no. 1

—✮☆—Rahane getting an Ability transplant & scoring this IPL’s fastest-fifty in 19-balls — only to be destroyed two days later by Nicholas Pooran, who scored a 15-ball fifty.

—✮☆—Kane Williamson’s IPL-ending injury. I feel bad for him as he’s such a nice bloke — I mean Kane is the kinda guy you wouldn’t be angry with even if you caught him banging your wife in your own bedroom.

—✮☆—Rinku Singh 5-straight sixes to win it for KKR. This is Historic as since the invention of Cricket in 1611, no one has hit 5 straight sixes off the last five balls of a match to win the match. I hope Rinku’s career doesn’t follow Karun Nair, who scored a Triple Century for India against England & then his career died quicker than Hansie Cronje’s. Ouch!

—✮☆—The dog walking on the Pitch at Chepauk delaying the Game between CSK & LSG. It reminded me of the greatest song in the Human History — Who Let the Dogs Out — Who Who Who Who!

—✮☆—Floodlight Failure at Mohali before KKR came out to Bat — Allegedly, KKR’s, now-injured captain, Shreyas Iyer turned off the Floodlights as he didn’t want KKR to win when he’s not the Captain.Case in Point: Last time he was out injured as Delhi Capital’s captain, he got replaced by Rishabh Pant 🙂

—✮☆—Mitchell Marsh leaving for Australia after two matches to get Married! Only in IPL you pay a player 6.5 cr for 14 matches — that’s roughly 50 lakhs per match & they decide to go get married in the middle of the IPL & still get paid crores. And we’re supposed to feel bad for Rishabh Pant who just got paid 15 cr for not even playing a match in IPL 2023.

—✮☆—Riyan Parag continues to Fail — Riyan is the second most luckiest human alive after Abhishek Bachchan, who was getting movies even after 32 straight flops. Riyan has played 50 matches for Royals at an average of 16. LuckyLucky Basterd!

—✮☆—Harshal Patel’s Failed attempt to Mankading Ravi Bishnoi off the last ball with the scores tied at 212. Later — R Ashwin, the Founder & Aggressive Promoter of the International Society of Mankading, called Harshal a Legend.

—✮☆—Sky’s Dark Patch continues — 4 Golden Ducks in 6 games. This reminded me of Ganguly’s all-time favorite coach & legendary Australian batsman — Greg Chapell’s 4 consecutive ducks [overall 7 ducks in 15 innings] When asked, if he’s out of form, Chapell responded saying “I haven’t been in the middle long enough to know if I’m out of form.” Later Chappel got back to amazing form. Hope to see Sky rising to the Sky soon.

—✮☆—R Ashwin self-promoting himself to open the batting for RR instead of Jos Buttler & making a 4-ball Duck. I really hope Ashwin doesn’t open for India in the WTC Final against the Aussies. Alright, that’s all for tonight. Keep Watching. Keep Subscribing. I will be back with the Top Ten Hits of IPL Week 3 next week. Lotsa Love!

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