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Hey there, Football Lovers
Champions League is Back — So am I
— I’m Gav —
— My co-host — Gujju-Canadian Pundit —Bhargav [Picture] is still in Prison for stealing a VCR [Picture]
Anyway, he will be out next week —on parole
Let’s roll, bitches!
Young Boys 2 — 1 United
Young Boys beat United 2-1 — sob.sob.sob
Full Disclosure: I’m a life-long Manchester United Fan — so it hurts!
Ronaldo [Picture] scored in the 13th minute to put United ahead — then Wan-Bissaka sees RED in the 35th & United start defending like they’re playing Bayern Munich not Youngs Boys [Switzerland] — of course, we can’t defend — we lose 2-1 courtesy 95th minute winner — after a what-on-earth-were-you-thinking back pass by West Ham Legend — Jesse Lingard! [Picture]
If United doesn’t make it to the knock-outs, Ronaldo will get Ole Fired! [Picture]
Barcelona 0 — 3 Bayern Munich
Barcelona lost 3 – 0 at home to Bayern. Lewandowski [Picture] scored twice — everyone saw that coming!
— Listen, I’m a glass-half-full kinda bloke — So, I will say — at least it wasn’t 8-2 [Picture] like the last time.
Let’s see who gets fired first — Ronald Koeman or Ole [it will be Ole]
Chelsea 1 — 0 Zenit
It wasn’t a fun game at all but one person made all the difference —— Lu.ka.ku [Picture] converted the half chance & Chelsea won 1-0
Malmö FF 0 — 3 Juventus —
Juventus finally gave Max Allegri [Picture] some reason to smile — awkwardly — after they beat Malmö — a club from Sweden — Full Disclosure: I had never heard of Malmö before this game!
Besiktas 1 — 2 Dortmund
Erling Braut Håland [Picture] scored & that’s all that matters —
Rumor has it that both Håland & Mbappé will be playing for Real Madrid next season or may be not — we will find out!
Villareal 2 — 2 Atalanta
Villareal — this is the Team that beat United in the Europa League final [Picture] & now they’re here to Beat United again — & kick them out at the Group Stage of CL
P.S. If you don’t know nothing about Atalanta — then all you need to know is that they’re a lot like Leeds — I’d love to see Leeds vs Atalanta — it’ll be a 9-9 draw — Mag.ni.fi.cent!
Atletico Madrid 0 — 0 FC Porto
Atletico Madrid are a lot like Cheteshwar Pujara [Picture] — it’s all about Defense — Neither they score goals — nor they let the other team score goals — so yeah, 0-0 was no surprise!
Club Brugge 1 — 1 PSG
M&M [Messi-Neymar-Mbappe] [Picture] played together for the 1st time & they didn’t play well — they drew 1-1 — and club Brugge were better!
Can the Real M&M please stand up! please stand up! please stand up!
Liverpool 3 — 2 AC Milan
5-goal Bonanza
Liverpool dominated this match but Milan [Picture] could’ve still beaten the Reds — great match to watch for the neutrals. If you missed it, don’t miss the highlights!
Inter 0 — 1 Real Madrid
Inter created million chances & Madrid created one & scored — & they won 1-0 with an 89th minute Rodrygo [Picture] goal —— that’s football — Madrid always wins!
Sporting CP 1 — 5 Ajax
Sebastian Haller scored 4 times — [Picture]
City 6 — 3 RB Leipzig
This was the Best match from the spectator’s POV — a 9-goal fiesta.
City were dominant, but they switched off, at times, during the game & at one time it was 4-3 before they scored twice & sealed the deal with 6-3 [Picture]
Is it a worry?It’s not nice to concede thrice, but shit happens, bro!
Dynamo Kyiv 0 — 0 Benfica
Dynamo Kyiv vs Benfica finished 0-0 — you’re like why are we talking about a 0-0 game that too between Dynamo Kyiv & Benfica — no one cares, right?
— It’s not always about the Teams & the Scoreline.
Sometimes it’s about the Referees
Superstar of CL Week One was English Referee — Anthony Taylor
— who showed the 2nd Yellow followed by a RED to Kyiv midfielder Denys Garmash. [Picture]
— Taylor quickly realized that Garmash had never received the 1st Yellow
— I mean you can’t give the 2nd Yellow to someone without giving them the 1st Yellow. Can ya? [Picture]
Anthony Taylor didn’t help his fellow English referees cause, who are constantly under-fire for being —really bad—
Alright — that’s all from me tonight — Next time, I will be back with my co-host & Legendary Pundit, who, at times, steals, VCRs.
Like & Subscribe — Have a Goodnight & Dream Football!
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