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Welcome to the BBC [Blunt Basterds Cricket] podcast. I’m the Less Pretty, More Witty, Desi Ian Higgins.
Let’s talk about the Top Ten Kisses & Misses of IPL 2023 week 3.
No. 1
1 — Nitish Rana confessed his love for Hrithik Shokeen’s mom — Nitish told Hrithik, “I will F your mom”— Who would’ve thought Nitish was into MILFs.
2 — Commentator Simon Doull got a Death Threat after he claimed Kohli slowed down before his 50 — as he was playing for his Milestone.
I wonder when I will get Death Threats for constantly calling KL, the man with no balls 😉
[https://inshorts.com/en/news/commentator-doull-gets-death-threat-from-rcb-fan-shares-screenshot-1554389431963]
3 — Everybody Loves Dhoni — MSD was hailed as the Greatest Finisher after failing to Finish & hit the last-ball six needed to win against Royals.
I wonder what MSD bhakts will do to Simon Doull if he ever dared to criticize MSD?
4 — “Orange Cap” has been renamed “Senior Citizens’ Cap” — Because all the Senior Citizens are ruling the roost.
3 — Kohli: 34
2 — Warner: 36
1 — Faf: 38
5 — Rohit Sharma became the first captain to SuperSub himself while Fielding!
Official Reason: Stomach Bug
Real Reason: Rosha didn’t want to Field in the Dhoop & Garmi! — Bus Batting Karni hai Motoo ko.
When MI was Fielding, Rosha was chugging KFC by the buckets — Nahaney Waali Buckets 😉
6 — Return of Kaptaan Kohli — Following Rosha’s example, Faf said, “Why Should Rosha have all the Fun!” So, Faf didn’t come out to Field because of an Alleged Injury 🙂
7 — DC Won a Match — Last time Delhi won a match, Nokia was still the Greatest Mobile company in the World.
Now the only Nokia anyone knows in the world is the Anrich Nortje, who bowls for Delhi 🙂
8 — Secret Revealed: We’ve finally found out why Riyan Parag never makes any runs & still never gets dropped
Riyan has Sanju & Sanga’s Sex Tapes with Kim Kardashian!
9 — Surprise Strikerate Superstar: Not Dre Russ, Not Tim David, Not Liam Livingstone,
Ajinkya ‘Jinx’ Rahane is leading the Strike Rates — striking at 195.45 —
Bhehns ka Doodh pi raha hai Launda!
10 — Let’s End with Sad News: After always Topping the IPL Fatty Charts, Rosha is no longer the Fattest Player in IPL
— In fact, Rosha has dropped outta the Top 3
— Piyush Chawla, Shimron Hetmyer, Amit Mishra are now the Top 3 Fatties in IPL.
Alright, that’s all for tonight. Keep Watching. Keep Subscribing. I will be back with the Top Ten Hits of IPL Week 4 next week. Till then — Lotsa Love & Lots More Lust! Tata
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